Nick Swisher Will Take His Goofball Show To Cleveland

It's a sad day for baseball fans—Nick Swisher is going to the Cleveland Indians for what could possibly be a five year, $70 million deal. Unfortunately, Cleveland being Cleveland, we will likely never see Swish again. With that hard truth in mind, we bid a fond (or not so fond, whatever) farewell to the rubberiest face that ever mugged it up.

Smoochin' Swish

You know he's excited because he is yelling Swish

Happy Swish

Ric Flair Swish

Mildly surprised Swish

Normal Swish

Threading a needle Swish

Holy shit, when did we get Ichiro? Swish

Robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex Swish

Casual Swish

Existential Swish

Comedic Exit Swish