Nike Masters Science Behind Human Cloning, Wastes It On Brazilian Soccer Players
On the one hand, it's nice to see that Nike's Phil Knight, the 47th richest person in the world, has finally found an interesting way to spend his insane amount of cash. But if you were going to clone any group of people, would Brazilian soccer players really be near the top of the list? I can only think that when humanity falls one day at the hands of a lab-perfected race of super-human, fútbol-minded warriors of the apocalypse, we will rue this day.
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