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No, Halloween Revelers, That Wasn't The Real Scott Van Pelt

As far as ESPN anchor Halloween costumes go, the SVP is probably the easiest to pull off. Glasses, a microphone, a razor and some Turtle Wax. And a affable-yet-acerbic wit.

It's a nice change of pace in our inboxes from the 40 "Brett Favre jersey with a dildo hanging out" costumes we received. Though we're quite grateful for your contributions to pop culture, guys who had to buy dildos.


[h/t guy who forwarded us his friend's Facebook photo and probably doesn't want us dropping a dime on him]


Hope you enjoyed today's tag-team action. Tomorrow: full house, if Daulerio's not still locked out of a lecture hall.

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