This is probably the stupid ending that the LeSean McCoy 20-Cent Tip Saga deserves. The infamous receipt has been put up for auction on eBay by a friend of the burger joint's owner, and people are bidding way, way too much money on it. The current bid stands at over $3,000.

If you are someone who is willing to pay thousands of dollars for a dumb, crinkled receipt that was once handled by a professional athlete, please reconsider your willingness to do that. That is a dumb thing to do.