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The Irish love a rugby scrum. Some even take up residence within them, like beavers in a dam, only popping their heads out when they hear a curious noise or smell beer. Here's Simon Finnegan having a fine old time in his team's tussle with US Tonga in Rugby League play in Sydney, Australia recently.

Photo: Daniel Munoz, Retuers