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Jim Thome is two home runs from 600 and also all that is Amurrica: "‘He's a stud. He's just a country hard, country strong, country hard-hitting player,' [Mark] McGwire said. Barry Bonds. Hank Aaron. Babe Ruth. Willie Mays. Ken Griffey Jr. Alex Rodriguez. Sammy Sosa. Thome is next on the all-time list, and unlike several of the other higher-profile sluggers of his era, he's seen as clean. No admission or suspicion of steroid use for him. The 6-foot-3, 250-pound native of Peoria, Ill., is just a down-home guy with a bundle of natural athletic ability, from a family with a father and brothers who are just as big." [AP]

Adult kickball is now a trend piece in New Jersey, so you know it's big: "Kickball, traditionally a school-yard sport, is running roughshod over New Jersey's adult recreation sports scene, with young professionals leading the charge. The reasons for the big red ball's resurgence are two-fold: players say it's easy, fun, and a reason to hit the bar on Wednesdays. But then, they add it makes them feel, well, nostalgic. ‘I haven't played kickball since the fifth grade,' said George Riedel, 28, of Rockaway, during a recent game. ‘Kickball brings you back to the good old days.'" [Star-Ledger]

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