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We don't mean to be mean. We really don't. But to pull a Tom Joad for a moment, as long as Page 3 keeps publishing stories and delaying its inevitable death, dammit, we'll be there.

Honestly, though, we had kind of forgotten to check the site for a week or so. Which was fine, of course; they haven't updated all week. The last story they ran was an inexplicable rip on the music in NCAA Football 2006. They suggest "muting the TV and listening to some real music." Which no one had ever thought of before.

NCAA Gamers, Press Mute [Page 3]