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"Pants Down Piss Guy" Leaves His Mark In Ballpark Bathrooms Everywhere

In at least six major league ballparks across the Midwest, a mysterious figure has been stepping up to urinals and dropping trou to the ankles to relieve himself. Of course, there's a video compilation.

I don't know the story behind this. He's too old for it to be a fraternity prank, not marketing savvy enough for it to be a way to make money, and far too eager to get nearly nude for it to be accidental. All I know is, I used to do this when I was six years old, and maybe I should never have grown up.


And sure, we laugh at this guy, but there's an entire baseball-mad nation where nearly half the men sit down to pee.

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