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My God, dude. Eight dollars a day in toilet paper? A quick Google search reveals that 36 rolls of Scott toilet paper retail at Target for $29.99. If we divide that out by $8, it would seem that Whitlock is using more than 3.75 rolls of TP per day. And while I’m not a doctor, that seems like something you might want to mention to someone tout de suite.

Less worrisome and more expected is Whitlock joining the chorus of newly-acquired blue checks in demanding that legacy verified users pay Elon Musk $8 per month of their hard-earned money to help right the Twitter ship. It’s become increasingly clear in the last 24 hours that not nearly as many people are willing to shell out money for a blue check — which has now become synonymous with trolls and dullards — as Musk initially thought. The blue check is now being used as a punishment by Musk, who is forcing it on celebs such as LeBron James, Taylor Swift, Stephen King, and others with more than a million followers who didn’t voluntarily subscribe to Twitter Blue. This includes the accounts of now-deceased celebrities, like Kobe Bryant, Chadwick Boseman, and Anthony Bourdain. I highly recommend going over to Twitter and checking it out, just for giggles. The game of hot potato between Musk and Twitter hero dril is especially lit right now.

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