Philly Started Tailgating Well Before The Full Moon Rose, So Giants/Eagles Oughta Be Fun

In honor of this evening's American football contest, allow me to present video of Michael Vick's ladyfriend talking about her manpiece along with some Giants highlights that I was able to procure from YouTube.

Birds 27, Giants 17. (F)act. Or not. Who cares. It's only a game.

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**** Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Y'all some high rollers, but I'm off. To drink. And scream at a television on my neighbor Jimmy's front stoop for a while. Because I didn't really mean all that "it's only a game" stuff. Even though it is.