In honor of this evening's American football contest, allow me to present video of Michael Vick's ladyfriend talking about her manpiece along with some Giants highlights that I was able to procure from YouTube.

Birds 27, Giants 17. (F)act.
Or not.
Who cares.
It's only a game.

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Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Y'all some high rollers, but I'm off. To drink. And scream at a television on my neighbor Jimmy's front stoop for a while. Because I didn't really mean all that "it's only a game" stuff. Even though it is.