If you happened to see A-Rod dawdling around Florida in recent weeks, we still want your submissions. But it's a summer Friday, and while we all wait for MLB to decide on A-Rod's punishment, let's see what other kinds of situations we can put him in.

You know the routine. Just leave your Photoshop entry in the comments. We'll post some of the best on Monday. Winner will receive some crap we have lying around the office. To help, we've provided this cutout to get your started.