Playoff Pants Party: Patriots Vs. Jets

To think about this game, we like to compare not Eric Mangini and Bill Belichick, but, in fact, Mangini and Tom Brady. We think there might not be too physically different human beings on the planet. One of these days, Mangini should just eliminate the middleman and coach in a mumu.

We're impressed to see the Jets here, and they're the official Deadspin team throughout the playoffs. (We need somebody, after all.) This of course means they're toast. At least according to, oh, everybody.

• Cool Standings: Patriots. • Football Outsiders: Patriots. • Harmon Forecast: Patriots. • Paul Zimmerman: Patriots. • Peter King: Patriots. • Deadspin: Patriots.

Does ANYBODY like the Jets? Let us know in the comments ...