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Prepare Thyself For Dice K

Red Sox fans, take heart: You can now see Dice K himself, Daisuke Matsuzaka, pitching in a Red Sox uniform, kind of. In this ad for Asahi beer — we love that people can physically drink the beer in Japanese commercials — Dice K dons the duds and even throws a pitch, albeit with some less-than-convincing cut-and-pasting.

Sad thing is: We guarantee you half our Red Sox readers just got erections. And the other half are women.

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