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Prepare To Get Ripped Off At The Super Bowl

Actually, the Super Bowl may be the one event where these kinds of prices are palatable; it's not like many John Q. Fans are going to this game. Still, even for the aristocrats and hangers on, a $20 souvenir cup of soup is tough to stomach. (You could've at least least called it a Souper Bowl, guys.) Maybe it'd be worth it if that cup regenerates more soup after you've finished it. Maybe.

Here's some more absurdities.

Premium Can Of Beer $14


Sausage $14

Hot Chocolate $11


You know things are bad when you find yourself thinking hmm, six bucks for a soda? Not bad. Now imagine stuffing six singles into a vending machine.

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