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Reader Submits Alleged Post-Coital Photo Of Patrick Kane

Email accompanying this photo circulating around Chicago area: "My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."

To be fair, his "so-so" performance is quite remarkable considering the man's BAC for the past two weeks has been astronomical.


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