Remember When Greg Olsen And His Miami Teammates Made A Rap Song About All The Fucking They Did?

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While at Super Bowl media day, the always brilliant PFT Commenter asked Panthers tight end Greg Olsen about his third leg. I didn’t get the joke, because I had somehow never heard of the Seventh Floor Crew. If you have, please feel free to ignore this blog post, but if you are ignorant as I was, get ready for some heat.

The Seventh Floor Crew is what Olsen and some of his Miami teammates, including Brandon Meriweather and Jon Beason, called themselves back in 2005 when they recorded a rap song about having lots of sex with lots of women. Get a load of this:

If you skip to the six-minute mark, you will hear Greg Olsen rap the following lines:

“(Whats your name?) G-Reg. (What you do?) Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin’ on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house, and I’m gonna to make these hoes choke. On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear. While I’m laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a her eyes?) In her eyes.”


Greg Olsen is married and has three kids now.

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