Report: Prophecy Fulfilled As Raiders Sign Nathan Peterman

Reggie McKenzie is no longer there to prevent this from happening. The gods have foretold this. It is written.

Yes. YES. YESSSSSS.

Jon Gruden becomes more powerful with every passing day. It’s only a matter of time before he becomes the first coach to have an NFL team score negative points in a game. Believe in the visor.

Update (3:02 p.m. ET): Nathan Peterman will have to work his way up.