By now you know that NFL Commissioner and comic book henchman Roger Goodell is planning to fine Jerry Jones $2 million for DISGRACING THE SHIELD, and that Jones plans on appealing this fine to Goodell personally. If this goes the way of every other NFL billionaire quarrel, both men will leak harsh words about one another, puff their chests, and do a ceremonial mating dance before going back to their usual bullshit. And frankly, I’m sick of it. I DEMAND BLOOD. I demand that the Ginger Hammer and the Double J don singlets and face off in an Arkansas Strangle Match. THAT is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But wait, there’s more! On this episode, you’ll also get to meet new editor-in-chief Megan Greenwell. And I think you’ll agree that Greenwell represents a massive upgrade from the last editor-in-chief here, WHO WAS A TRUE LOSER! We also talk about pizza, NFL rule changes, the downfall of Isaiah Thomas, and we answer YOUR questions about old TV shows, hangovers, the President firing a gun, and more.

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