Ron Zook Is Spreading Democracy

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You've seen him served as tea for kings, flashing the weirdest gang signs and, of course, water skiing like a madman. But now, we know once and for all that Ron Zook is keeping the world safe for democracy.


Zook visited the USS John C. Stennis and, we presume, took over our nations' maritime defense force. We expect Zook to be named Secretary Of Intensity PIssing no matter who our next commander-in-chief might be.

Ron Zook On The USS John C. Stennis []