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The impressive wingspan of Texas Rangers rookie Ronald Guzmán has earned him the nickname The Condor, which doesn’t exactly conjure up an image of flexibility or litheness, but the first baseman embodied just those qualities during tonight’s sixth inning with a picture-perfect split:

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Some very diplomatic phrasing by the booth there—though “Every part of the inside of his legs from foot to foot touched the ground on that; that hurt just watching” doesn’t quite get to the heart of it like, say, “What’s the crotch-pain factor here?”

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