We're probably stepping on Mr. Hirshey's toes here, but this above, from yesterday's Champions League game between Inter Milan and Valencia, has all the elements of a great soccer fight. Everyone's just grabbing each other, lightly tapping and hugging, really, until one guy comes in and punches a guy. Punching? Punching? We don't punch in soccer. Let's get him!
He then, of course, ruins the whole thing by running away. This is like watching third-graders fight, except nobody is being forced to eat a bug.
Video Of Inter Milan And Valencia Brawl [The Offside]