Rusty Kuntz Is Milking A Cow
Yes, that's one of the most unintentionally disturbing sentences you'll ever see written. Great photo-op, though, for the upstart Royals. But it happened.
Kuntz was part of some "udderly ridiculous" promotion before the Royals played the Angels last night and has apparently been in two other cow-milking contests in his career. He's 2-0, he boasted. He also shares how it's done:
"You've got to stimulate the udders," he explained while rolling his wrists in a precontest interview. "Then you've got to grab and squeeze."
Rusty Kuntz, ladies and gentlemen.
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