While adults everywhere are doing their damndest just to get a few hours away to watch some basketball, kids today get to watch the games in class. Because their teachers let them. Odds are, somewhere in America there is a kid watching the NCAA Tournament in class with a father who just got his testicles snipped so he could do the same thing.

Let that marinate for a minute.

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And if the teacher won't provide the screen, they just use their own.

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Mom and dad bust their humps all year and have to burn vacation days or e-skulk around the office internet to catch a glimpse of what you little shits get to do free of reproach. Enjoy it while you can. There will soon come a day when you, beaten down by things like "responsibility" and "family obligations," will value a couple days of hoops more than your own balls.