Sean Avery Will Now Have To J.O. To Dallas Ladies

Well, isn't that fitting. Fashion-friendly hockey menace Sean Avery gets savaged by Gawker due to his " I'm Going Home To Jerk Off To You Now" comment at a Paris fashion show and then signs a 4-year deal with the Dallas Stars. The Stars are excited about his hockey skills more than his masturbation habits:
"We are excited about the opportunity to add a player like Sean Avery to our group," said Stars co-general manager Brett Hull. "His ability to play the game with skill and tenacity makes us a better team and is a great complement to the players we have here."
The numbers in the deal have Avery earning $3.5 million next season and $4 million in 2009-10, 2010-11 and 2011-12. Plenty of money to spend on couture pants, shiny shoes, and tissues.
Dallas Stars Land Avery With 4-year Deal [Dallas Morning News] Hey Ladies! Sean Avery Will "Jerk Off To You Now" [Gawker]


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