Sensitive Pee Baby Yadier Molina Didn't Like Kris Bryant Calling St. Louis "Boring"

The Chicago Cubs held their annual fan convention over the weekend, and one of the festivities was former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster hosting a mock late night show with current Cubs players as his guests. This was a chance for players to “cut loose” and “show their real personalities,” and that led to Kris Bryant taking a very light jab at the city of St. Louis:

To any normal person, this was nothing but a bit of unremarkable, stage-managed fun, but to Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina it was an assault on sacred baseball norms carried out by a stupid loser:

Buddy, please relax.