Patrick Mouratoglou is Serena Williams's (French) coach. He's the shirtless man in this photo who isn't prune-shriveled. There are so many questions we have about the circumstances of this image, but we anticipate our questions remaining unanswered. So we will call your attention instead to the two bodies towering over the two engines. It's Greek sculpture, the apotheosis of the human form, juxtaposed with man's smoggy ravages. Classical meets modern. Iconoclastic shit. Bernini's got nothing on this boating paparazzo.