Seriously, Watch Football

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• 3:00 - Movie: Edward Scissorhands [HBOP] - A troubled young man tries to find his place in the world despite having hands that damage him and everything around him. If you miss the start of this movie, Roy Williams plays for the Cowboys at 4:15. • 4:00 - "Golf": ADT Skills Challenge [NBC] - ADT tries to secure a home safely enough to prevent John Daly from raiding its fridge. • 4:00; 6:00 - Movies: The Love Bug; Herbie Rides Again [TCM] - We know, we know; how can you wait this long for the Herbie marathon to start? You must be hopping from one tire to the other. To the other. To the other.