On Sunday at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland, one young fan wanted to Experience The Kenyans. And he did it! He was flying with some of the best runners in the world! Then gravity took over, crushing his dreams and skinning his hands. Fuck you, gravity, you dream-crushing hand-skinner.
Flomena Daniel won the women's race, followed by compatriot Caroline Kilel in second. Australia's Michael Shelley won the men's race. The Games run through August 3rd, but Americans don't watch because of our Freedom.