Soccer Players Shouldn't Date Hot Topless Women
This image was lost some time after publication. Our mystery soccer correspondent files this report of Chelsea soccer star Joe Cole being beaten to a pulp over a Page 3 girl (Link NSFW).
Whichever way you cut it, it's just so British: Two members of the elite duking it out for the attentions of a woman in an exclusive London club. Or, an overpaid football lout getting the shit kicked out of him over a girl who flashes her tits in the tabloids.
I love this bit: "Keeley's sister Roxanna said: 'Our parents won't be pleased when they hear what happened.'"
She poses nude, regularly, for a tabloid newspaper, and her parents are going to be angry that a footballer got in a fight over her. Family values!
Cole Covered In Blood, Flees [The Sun] (Link NSFW)
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