Stephen A. Smith's career has fallen on hard times. He's been demoted from draft analyst to pick interviewer. Rising commodity prices have pushed Cheez Doodles above $3.15 a pound. Fortunately, the Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen was at this year's draft, as they were in '06 and '07, to remind him there is no depth to which he can fall that they will not kick him a little further down.

Poor declaimer of words. This joke, it seems, will haunt you until the end of days.