Steve Mason's Goalie Mask Features Zombified American Patriots
So this is a thing. It's...patriotic?
Philadelphia Flyers goalie Steve Mason unveiled his new mask today, and it features zombified versions of Betsy Ross, Ben Franklin, and George Washington. That's zombie Ben Franklin in the photo above, holding his famous key and lurching forward until he's close enough to crack open your skull and feast on your brains.
And here's zombie Betsy Ross, sewing a tattered American flag while unleashing a guttural moan that will strike fear into the hearts of the living:
And now for the final piece, zombie George Washington! He just looks kind of stoned:
Thanks to Anthony San Filippo for sharing the photos.
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