While a guest on "Mike and Mike In The Morning" — one's gay! one's fat! hijinks ensue! — Stuart Scott, as reported by The Fanhouse, wanted to make it clear that when calls you a ho, he's doing it out of love.

On ESPN Radio's Mike & Mike in the Morning show, guest Stuart Scott discussed the Don Imus controversy. Hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic asked Scott whether it's fair for Imus to be in so much trouble for calling the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos" when rap lyrics frequently use such language.

Scott's response was bizarre, to say the least. He said rappers who use those words "mean it in an affectionate way."

Anyway, we just wanted to make sure that all of Scott's hos — even the ones in different area codes! — we warmed and touched by his classification of their status, nappy-haired or otherwise. So, you know, lemme know.

Stuart Scott Says Calling A Woman A Ho Is "Affectionate" [The Fanhouse]
Daulerio: Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up [Deadspin]