clark the cub

The 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame class was never inducted, and to remedy that, here they are, two years later. We…

The Deadspin Awards are in July—keep your eyes on this space to see how you can win tickets to the event—and we need…

Nightmarish, perverted furry Clark the Cub is still struggling to catch on among piss-soaked Wrigley fans—and trivia…

The Chicago Cubs introduced a new mascot named Clark last January. We made fun of him for being a pantsless freak.…

This is not the degenerate Cubs mascot whose pantsless existence we've all come to know and struggle to comprehend.

Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul standing behind him at security when he bends down to take his shoes off.

Clark the Cub may very well go down as the best Photoshop contest subject in Deadspin history. We asked you to do…

Earlier this week we introduced you to terrifying Cubs mascot Clark The Cub and invited you to do horrible things…

It's been a rough two days for Clark the Cub, the Chicago Cubs' dumb new mascot. We put a gross dick on him, and a…

The Cubs' new mascot is a nightmarish, perverted furry, and it deserves to have horrible things done to it. Gawker…

In an apparent effort to get the public to stop paying so much attention to their tenuous connections to the…