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8/12/16

Your 2014 Deadspin HOF Inductees: Tommy Craggs, A Butthole, And Some Other Stuff

Your 2014 Deadspin HOF Inductees: Tommy Craggs, A Butthole, And Some Other Stuff

The 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame class was never inducted, and to remedy that, here they are, two years later. We…

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PublishedAugust 12, 2016

6/15/16

Deadspin Awards: Worst Mascot

The Deadspin Awards are in July—keep your eyes on this space to see how you can win tickets to the event—and we need…

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PublishedJune 15, 2016

Pantsless Pervert Clark The Cub Stumps <i>Jeopardy! </i>Competitors

Pantsless Pervert Clark The Cub Stumps Jeopardy! Competitors

Nightmarish, perverted furry Clark the Cub is still struggling to catch on among piss-soaked Wrigley fans—and trivia…

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PublishedMay 7, 2015

1/8/15

2014 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: Clark The Cub

The Chicago Cubs introduced a new mascot named Clark last January. We made fun of him for being a pantsless freak.…

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PublishedJanuary 8, 2015

Clark The Cub Still A Pantsless Weirdo

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PublishedApril 6, 2014

4/5/14

Here Is A Cubs Mascot Punching A Dude For Taking His Head Off

Here Is A Cubs Mascot Punching A Dude For Taking His Head Off

This is not the degenerate Cubs mascot whose pantsless existence we've all come to know and struggle to comprehend.

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PublishedApril 5, 2014

Pantsless Degenerate Spotted In Airport

Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul standing behind him at security when he bends down to take his shoes off.

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PublishedMarch 23, 2014

1/17/14

Roundup: Your Best Clark The Cub Photoshop Contest Submissions [NSFW]

Roundup: Your Best Clark The Cub Photoshop Contest Submissions [NSFW]

Clark the Cub may very well go down as the best Photoshop contest subject in Deadspin history. We asked you to do…

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PublishedJanuary 17, 2014

1/16/14

Good news everyone, the Cubs are looking for someone to play Clark the Cub. We encourage all Chicago-based Deadspin readers who have enjoyed our recent coverage of Clark the Cub to apply. [Sun Times]

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PublishedJanuary 16, 2014

Meanwhile, in Chicago, Joel Reese defends Clark the Pantsless Cub. Neil Steinberg does not. Some highlights: "Horror ... pantsless obscenity ... Smurf-like blandness ... monstrosity ... homogenized ... this excrescence ... designed to pacify the sick children it visits in hospitals (thus freeing actual players from… Read more

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PublishedJanuary 15, 2014

Comcast SportsNet Airs Our Version Of Cubs Mascot With Cock And Balls

Comcast SportsNet Airs Our Version Of Cubs Mascot With Cock And Balls

Earlier this week we introduced you to terrifying Cubs mascot Clark The Cub and invited you to do horrible things…

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PublishedJanuary 14, 2014

Cubs Are Disappointed You Did Such Filthy Things To Their New Mascot

It's been a rough two days for Clark the Cub, the Chicago Cubs' dumb new mascot. We put a gross dick on him, and a…

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PublishedJanuary 14, 2014

1/13/14

Contest: Do Something Horrible To The Cubs' New, Perverted Mascot [NSFW?]

Contest: Do Something Horrible To The Cubs' New, Perverted Mascot [NSFW?]

The Cubs' new mascot is a nightmarish, perverted furry, and it deserves to have horrible things done to it. Gawker…

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PublishedJanuary 13, 2014

1/13/14

The Cubs' New Mascot Is A Nightmarish, Perverted Furry

In an apparent effort to get the public to stop paying so much attention to their tenuous connections to the…

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PublishedJanuary 13, 2014

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