Good news everyone, the Cubs are looking for someone to play Clark the Cub. We encourage all Chicago-based Deadspin readers who have enjoyed our recent coverage of Clark the Cub to apply. [Sun Times]

Meanwhile, in Chicago, Joel Reese defends Clark the Pantsless Cub. Neil Steinberg does not. Some highlights: "Horror ... pantsless obscenity ... Smurf-like blandness ... monstrosity ... homogenized ... this excrescence ... designed to pacify the sick children it visits in hospitals (thus freeing actual players from…