Foam-brained brand remora Darren Rovell spent the first half of his day blowing a disturbing but unsurprising amount…
Zion Williamson’s shoe exploded Wednesday night, in the first minute of the big Duke game against North Carolina,…
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It has always seemed like Darren Rovell cherished nothing more than farting out press releases to Twitter, writing em…
“Actually,” Darren Rovell probably smirked as he adjusted his bowtie before lecturing a celebratory Marvin Jones,…

If you merely scanned today’s Darren Rovell ESPN article on a new survey of NFL fans, you might be forgiven for…

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