Foam-brained brand remora Darren Rovell spent the first half of his day blowing a disturbing but unsurprising amount…
Oct 2 2019
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Zion Williamson’s shoe exploded Wednesday night, in the first minute of the big Duke game against North Carolina,…
Dec 12 2018
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ESPN sports business dullard Darren Rovell, a sensitive penis who leads a truly harrowing life and has never reported…
Sep 27 2018
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It has always seemed like Darren Rovell cherished nothing more than farting out press releases to Twitter, writing em…
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“Actually,” Darren Rovell probably smirked as he adjusted his bowtie before lecturing a celebratory Marvin Jones,…
Mar 12 2018
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If you merely scanned today’s Darren Rovell ESPN article on a new survey of NFL fans, you might be forgiven for…
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Prolific tweeting cornball Darren Rovell has a pretty cute story about Jeff Bagwell coming to his bar mitzvah on…
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