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Useless Senator From Louisiana Takes To The Floor To Moan About The Saints GameThe U.S. government entered day 35 of its shutdown today. Hundreds of thousands of federal employees have not been paid in over a month, the airline industry is on the brink of total collapse, and the lines outside food banks get longer every day. Meanwhile, Louisiana Republican Senator Bill Cassid...

Deadspin Awards: Worst Media PersonalityThe Deadspin Awards will take place on Dec. 5, and you can come! We also need our readers to decide the winners of these prestigious honors. Today, we ask you to help us determine the answer to an important question: Who is the worst media personality?...

Clay Travis, Whose Book Didn't Sell: Nobody Likes Me Or My BookRight now, the red glow from Clay Travis’s ass is visible from 100 miles away. His book Republicans Buy Sneakers Too, a title that aged very poorly from when it was announced to when it was published, has also sold very poorly....

Ed Werder Bravely Speaks For All The Men Who Don't Have Jobs In Sports Media

Sports Illustrated is looking to hire an entry-level news writer—an hourly position for 40 hours a week—but Ed Werder is explicitly not allowed to apply for the job, and if he does he’ll be chemically sterilized and thrown into a lion pit, as per company policy....

Pissbaby Duke Administrator Gets Baristas Fired For Listening To Rap Music [Update]

If you’ve ever spent time around people blessed with a particular combination of self-absorbtion and privilege, this story, from Indy Week, about a Duke administrator getting two campus baristas fired for daring to listen to rap music while on the job won’t really shock you. It will make you mad as ...

Britt McHenry Tweets, Deletes Claim That ESPN Demoted Her Because She Was White

Former ESPN employee Britt McHenry got spicy on the internet last night while talking about her work history. McHenry said the Worldwide Leader demoted her because she was white....

Clay Travis Should Trigger The SJWs And Send Us A Video Of Him Singing The Word "Nigga"

Yesterday, we posted a story about the Virginia Tech women’s lacrosse team recording a video of themselves singing along to the part in Lil Dicky’s “Freaky Friday” where Chris Brown sings the word “nigga” a bunch of times. The gag in the song is that Lil Dicky, a white rapper, has swapped bodies wit...

Dana Loesch's Life Used To Be A Mildly Successful 1990s Jim Carrey Movie

NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch talks a tough game when she’s describing how gun-totin’ Americans need to fight for freedom with the “clenched fist of truth.” But on Twitter, she’s talked about crapping her “pannies.” And eating “strawberries and cream cheese.” And her struggles going up and down stair...

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Don't Ever Trust This Moron With Your Money

The guy who supposedly lives by the phrase “Don’t be a pussy” took the Super Bowl favorites and the under. Betting against Clay Travis works....

by Samer Kalaf|

|Mon Feb 05 2018

Report: Britt McHenry Is Fake News

Britt McHenry, who should really update her handwringing-about-rap shtick since N.W.A isn’t what the kids listen to anymore, was named this weekend in a New York Times report as one of the celebrities, “celebrities,” and media members who have purchased phony Twitter followers through a company call...

by Samer Kalaf|

|Mon Jan 29 2018

Ohio State blog Eleven Warriors bet against Clay Travis’s college football picks, excluding Buckeyes games, for the entire season and made a 14 percent profit. Add it to the mountain of evidence that Clay Travis knows nothing and talks out of his ass. [Eleven Warriors]...

by Samer Kalaf|

|Fri Dec 08 2017

Country Musician Releases Bad Song About Telling His Ass To Take A Knee

Country musician Neal McCoy was so incensed by NFL players who took a knee during that national anthem that he performed a song called “Take A Knee My Ass.” It is a truly shameless cash grab and a lousy, maudlin song; it begins with him singing the first portion of the Pledge of Allegiance....

by Samer Kalaf|

|Thu Feb 08 2018

Britt McHenry Is Awful At This

Britt McHenry and Tomi Lahren seem to be in a contest to become the latest incomprehensibly irate white woman at Fox News. It’s like Josh McCown and Johnny Manziel battling to lead the Browns. McHenry, the former ESPNer with reporting expertise, is obviously the veteran McCown, while Lahren is the...

by Samer Kalaf|

|Fri Sep 29 2017

Bearded Baby Clay Travis Complains About Airline Turning Away His Lice-Ridden Kid

Clay Travis, a Fox Sports contributor and man who has tried to build his latest persona around the phrase “Don’t be a pussy,” spent over 2,800 words complaining on his blog because an airline wouldn’t let his son, who had lice, fly on the plane....

by Samer Kalaf|

|Wed Jul 19 2017

Straight to the Hole (like my man Malik Sealy)

Love this short essay Jeff MacGregor wrote in 2011 about basketball at the West 4th Street courts in Greenwich Village:...

by Alex Belth|

|Fri May 10 2013

Baby Eating Way Out Of Watermelon Encapsulates The Human Cond—Awwwwwww!

Edible time-out? Funtime/dinnertime mashup? Emerging pod person? All we know is—awwwwwww! [via ExtraHotTrainaMustardClicks]...

by Barry Petchesky|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

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