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Manchester United Travel Halfway Around The World And Still Can't Escape Liverpool Fans' Trolling
If you had to point at a single day that represents the absolute nadir of being a 21st-Century Manchester United fan, you could make a strong case that today, July 11, 2019, is that day. The team itself is a joke. Their best player desperately wants out. Both the Red Devils’ biggest rivals are in pe...
Huddersfield Town Snapped A Corner Flag And Manchester United's Top-Four Chances
Manchester United didn’t control their top-four destiny going into Sunday’s match against Huddersfield Town—a club that had been guaranteed relegation for quite some time now. Three points from a win was the minimum required to keep any hopes of Champions League qualification alive, but they also ne...
Nobody Enjoyed PSG's Beatdown Of Manchester United More Than Ángel Di María
Manchester United hosted Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League today. PSG winger Ángel Di María once enjoyed a brief and ignominious tenure at United. These two facts made for a predictably tetchy atmosphere at Old Trafford, with the United fans wanting to express their still simmering anger a...
José Mourinho's Failed Tenure At Manchester United Is Finally Over
After two-and-a-half bad and boring seasons at Manchester United, the club announced today in some euphemistic language that manager José Mourinho has been tossed out on his ass. This decision to get rid of Mourinho is both overdue and yet still surprising, which says so much about the ruinous state...
This Is How Liverpool Will Win The Premier League
Liverpool are legitimate contenders to win all the big trophies this season for the simple reason that their starting lineup is crammed full of players who are amongst the very best at their positions. Mohamed Salah, Virgil van Dijk, Alisson, Trent Alexander-Arnold, the forward line generally, the f...
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It Must Suck So Hard To Be A Manchester United Fan

It Must Suck So Hard To Be A Manchester United Fan

Wed Dec 12 2018
Manchester United Score Late Winner, José Mourinho Freaks The Fuck Out

Manchester United Score Late Winner, José Mourinho Freaks The Fuck Out

Tue Nov 27 2018
Paul Pogba And José Mourinho's Relationship Is Rapidly Deteriorating

Paul Pogba And José Mourinho's Relationship Is Rapidly Deteriorating

Wed Sep 26 2018
Mourinho And Pogba Agree That Manchester United Suck, But Disagree On Who Is To Blame

Mourinho And Pogba Agree That Manchester United Suck, But Disagree On Who Is To Blame

Mon Sep 24 2018
Lucas Moura Cooking Chris Smalling Is A Metaphor For Tottenham's Spanking Of Man United

Lucas Moura Cooking Chris Smalling Is A Metaphor For Tottenham's Spanking Of Man United

Tue Aug 28 2018
Paul Pogba's Agent Shit-Talks Man United Legend, And Things Are Looking Bad

Paul Pogba's Agent Shit-Talks Man United Legend, And Things Are Looking Bad

Tue Aug 21 2018
Only José Mourinho Can Save Manchester United From Himself

Only José Mourinho Can Save Manchester United From Himself

Thu Dec 27 2018
World Rejoices As Shitty Manchester United Team Knocked Out Of Champions League

World Rejoices As Shitty Manchester United Team Knocked Out Of Champions League

Wed Mar 14 2018
Manchester United Avoid Humiliation By Winning A Worthless Manchester Derby

Manchester United Avoid Humiliation By Winning A Worthless Manchester Derby

Thu Oct 27 2016
Mighty Manchester United Back In Soccer's NIT; Back To Taking Ls Against Inferior Opponents

Mighty Manchester United Back In Soccer's NIT; Back To Taking Ls Against Inferior Opponents

Thu Sep 29 2016
José Mourinho And Manchester United Are Really Feeling Themselves After The Pogba Deal

José Mourinho And Manchester United Are Really Feeling Themselves After The Pogba Deal

Thu Sep 29 2016
José Mourinho Is Back, And He's His Old Shit-Talking Self

José Mourinho Is Back, And He's His Old Shit-Talking Self

Thu Sep 29 2016
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