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Welcome to hell, NHL! Your stay is long overdue

A sex assault cover-up case in Pittsburgh and the Paul Montador lawsuit follow Chicago's disgrace

Jon Hoefling

10/30/21 12:35PM

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We can’t run from the Penguins and Capitals

This will be the third standings system or alignment the NHL has used in the past decade. But no matter how they…

Sam Fels

4/26/21 3:52PM

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Mario Lemieux deploys signature move: Staying silent on sexual assault

Because hockey can’t have nice things, nor does it really deserve them: In the immediate aftermath of the news that…

Sam Fels

12/08/20 12:39PM

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Ain’t a Sheet of Ice North of Fargo I Ain’t Played: NHL’s Return Preview – Eastern Conference

The winter sports and their summer bubbles return to us this weekend, because we’re descending into the Upside-Down.…

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7/30/20 1:26PM

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You’ll Never Believe This, but the NHL Whiffed on Its Protests

It’s obviously awkward for the NHL and its players to find a way to join in on the Black Lives Matter movement and…

Sam Fels

7/29/20 1:20PM

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I Have Watched This 46 Times And I Can't Tell If It Was A Save Or A Goal

Wednesday’s game between the Cup-hopeful Lightning and the somehow-not-dead-yet Penguins came down to the final…

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Here's A Humiliating Way To Lose Your First Game Of The Season

The Colorado Avalanche looked unstoppably good through their first five games of the NHL season, going 5-0-0 against…

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Phil Kessel's Pittsburgh House Is For Sale, And It Has The Loneliest Home Theater In The World

Former Penguins winger Phil Kessel was traded to the Coyotes earlier this summer, which means that he’s put his…

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Phil Kessel's Going To Arizona After A Messy Breakup With The Penguins

The Pittsburgh Penguins accomplished the inevitable. After Phil Kessel rejected a trade to the Minnesota Wild, the…

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Can’t Everyone Just Stop Hollering At Phil Kessel While He’s Tryin’ To Watch The Teevee?

With the long NHL offseason here and no more hockey being played at all*, a young fan’s fancy turns, of course, to …

Rave Sashayed

6/03/19 2:02PM

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5/28/19

A Punjabi Hockey Announcer Is Changing The Face Of Canada's Favorite Sport

You might already be familiar with hockey play-by-play announcer Harnarayan Singh’s work. His goal call for Nick…

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Phil Kessel Is On The Trade Block And That's Probably For The Best

One of the hardest things to do in the NHL is to rebuild a team on the fly—to remake the roster, usually younger and…

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The Penguins Appear To Be A Little Upset

It’s safe to say that the Pittsburgh Penguins are not happy about being down 2-0 to the New York Islanders. This…

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Annoying Refs Bust Up A Party On Long Island, But Jordan Eberle Restarts It

Nassau Coliseum was so frickin’ loud at the start of Game 1 in this first-round series between the Penguins and…

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Phil Kessel Wins Free Burgers For A Grateful Pittsburgh Populace

O, glorious Phil! What new miracle will you deliver unto the people of Pittsburgh? How about a goal during a…

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Garrett Wilson Got DDT-ed Into The Ice And Picked Up A Nasty Gash

The surging Penguins beat the stumbling Blue Jackets 3-0 on Thursday, but it was not a bloodless victory.…

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Penguins Fight Sharks, Coach Mike Sullivan Gets Tossed After Evander Kane Glances At Whiteboard

During a third-period TV timeout in Thursday’s Sharks-Penguins game, San Jose’s Evander Kane said he snuck a peek at…

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The Penguins-Panthers Trade Makes Sense For Everyone

Everyone look away from basketball for a second, we have a hockey trade!

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Matt Murray Is Getting Feisty Back There

Matt Murray was fed up. The Lightning had come out aggressive and had been buzzing him, and his crease had already…

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Snoop Dogg Should Call More Hockey Games

The L.A. Kings brought Snoop Dogg to a home game against the Penguins to drop the ceremonial first puck. Unlike most…

Gabe Fernandez

1/13/19 2:35PM

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Welcome to hell, NHL! Your stay is long overdue

We can’t run from the Penguins and Capitals

Mario Lemieux deploys signature move: Staying silent on sexual assault

Ain’t a Sheet of Ice North of Fargo I Ain’t Played: NHL’s Return Preview – Eastern Conference

You’ll Never Believe This, but the NHL Whiffed on Its Protests

I Have Watched This 46 Times And I Can't Tell If It Was A Save Or A Goal

Here's A Humiliating Way To Lose Your First Game Of The Season

Phil Kessel's Pittsburgh House Is For Sale, And It Has The Loneliest Home Theater In The World

Phil Kessel's Going To Arizona After A Messy Breakup With The Penguins

Can’t Everyone Just Stop Hollering At Phil Kessel While He’s Tryin’ To Watch The Teevee?

A Punjabi Hockey Announcer Is Changing The Face Of Canada's Favorite Sport

Phil Kessel Is On The Trade Block And That's Probably For The Best

The Penguins Appear To Be A Little Upset

Annoying Refs Bust Up A Party On Long Island, But Jordan Eberle Restarts It

Phil Kessel Wins Free Burgers For A Grateful Pittsburgh Populace

Garrett Wilson Got DDT-ed Into The Ice And Picked Up A Nasty Gash

Penguins Fight Sharks, Coach Mike Sullivan Gets Tossed After Evander Kane Glances At Whiteboard

The Penguins-Panthers Trade Makes Sense For Everyone

Matt Murray Is Getting Feisty Back There

Snoop Dogg Should Call More Hockey Games