Ted Williams Could Not Make It To The Rays Game, For Various Reasons

Tipster Joe sends along this wire photo from the weekend, with an accurate-if-unnecessary caption:

"Tampa Bay Rays designated hitter Johnny Damon (22) is presented a framed bat for surpassing Ted Williams (not pictured) on the MLB all-time hit list before the game against the St. Louis Cardinals at Tropicana Field."

Also not pictured: Joe DiMaggio, Ty Cobb, Old Hoss Radbourn, George Steinbrenner, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Grover Cleveland, JFK, Tupac, Marmalard, Niedermeyer, Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense, Tollund Man, Manny Ramirez. [ US Presswire]