That Other Guy... He Wasn't Even Acting

That's Stephen A. Smith's brief appearance on "General Hospital," an ABC daytime soap that never really recovered from the loss of Jack Wagner (don't judge me). I've gotta hand it to Stephen A., that wasn't bad. He was able to step outside himself, fully immerse himself in the role, and, just for a few seconds, be a completely different person.

I know this because his last line was, "Will this trigger a mob war?" And if Stephen A. was unable to sound like someone else, it would have sounded more like, "WILL THIS TRIGGER A MOB WAR? AND HAVE THE HOSTAGES DEMANDED CHEESY DOODLES? BECAUSE I HAVE SOME IN THE CAR."

Quite Frankly, Stick to Sports... [Online Sports Guys] The Trailer Has Cheesy Doodles, Right? [Deadspin]