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The tournament starts today and, in accordance with sacred Deadspin tradition, it is our solemn duty to say a bunch of ignorant, awful shit about all of the teams in this year’s field. Like Tennessee! You think I’m buying Tennessee men’s basketball doing ANYTHING worth a shit? I don’t think so. That team is gonna get run off the court and thrown down on their ass in the parking lot and I know this because I KNOW COLLEGE BASKETBAW. This is the Hater’s Guide to the Field of 68, and it is the subject of this week’s Deadcast. 

Oh, but is there more? Fair listener, there is NOT. There is only 50+ minutes of pure, unadulterated invective. Some might call that excessive. To those people, I say, “I boned your mom.” Let’s get hatin’. 

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