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The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You

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No, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys hasn't been anthropomorphized into a giant inflatable mascot ... yet. But we have a gut feeling that the spirit of the big guy is always hovering over training camp. Just a subtle reminder that no matter where you go, no matter what you do, Jerry Jones is there. and he is watching.


In case you're wondering, that's H.E. Buddy. He's a talking grocery bag that kids are not at all creeped out by.

Speaking of creepy, have you ever actually read the words to the University of Texas alma mater?

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn'.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn!

Yikes. I think you should get a restraining order against Texas.

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It's Thursday. Power up and let's do this thing.

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