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The "G" Is For "Gimme A Freakin' Break Already"

Knights who say "eh": Make all the fancy commercials you want. It's still just colored syrup water. [NESW]

He's a pusher: Hines Ward knows how to treat his teammates with a personal message not at all provided by the Crown Royal marketing department. [PSAMP]

As it should be: In New Zealand, sporting events are required to have exposed dong. [Sports Rubbish]


Estevez approved: Someone has spent way too much time thinking about the Mighty Ducks. And that someone is not Simmons, surprisingly. [Rookies]

Add: Subscribing to Shaq's Twitter feed is like watching the slow quiet descent into the pit of madness. Or hilariousness. [My Hogtown]

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