The Great Waxen Jay Mariotti
This image was lost some time after publication. The dapper dude that is Chicago Sun-Times columnist and ESPN windbag Jay Mariotti did a tour of duty on ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption" this week, and renowned blog fool The Sports Frog had a most trenchant observation:
If you catch Chicago Sun-Times writer Jay Mariotti on The Network this week, check out his eyebrows. They look like they were penciled in by Michael Jackson's make-up artist.
We noticed this too; it made him look like a female Russian doctor.
No Brow [The Sports Frog] Jay Mariotti [Chicago Sun-Times]
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