Proving once again (gosh, how much proof do you people need?) that he is blessed with other-worldly powers, Barbaro has expedited the reincarnation process and has gotten himself back into the world of competitive athletics. Barbaro had a boxing match last night in San Jose.

Barbaro Zepeda (he chose an excellent last name for himself ... I bet all the other horses are jealous) lost a decision in San Jose last night to Eloy Perez, dropping his career record to an uninspiring 8-13-1. Gone are the glorious mane, the speed, and all the fur, but on the bright side ... he can stand upright and ejaculate, although I don't think the going rate is as high on the latter as it was for the previous incarnation of the big bossy boy.

James Toney headlines Fight Night at the Tank in San Jose [Sharkspage]
Barbaro Zepeda [BoxRec]