The Lockout Will Not Stop Tony Romo And Troy Aikman From Having A Spirited Game Of Beach Football

Yeah, also, Sean Payton's there, in the yellow shirt. Bobby Carpenter's the dude in the giant blue shorts. Stop slobbering, Cowboy fans. We can see you over there.
We'd think this might be some violation of NFL lockout protocol, but then we suppose only Romo actually works for the Cowboys. Carpenter's a Lion now, Payton's still running the Saints ( despite conspiracy theories surrounding a house purchase in North Dallas), and Aikman, well, uh. Yeah. Definitely not on the Cowboys' payroll.
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Alright, that's it, I'm shoving off to eat some red meat and light some explosives. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Get some sleep tonight, the pros will be back tomorrow morning.


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