That blister didn’t actually keep Otani off the field, though, because he’s been serving as the team’s DH while he’s been unable to pitch. And all he’s done as the DH is hit strong home run slams all over the baseball yard.

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He’s not some wannabe slugger who just swings the bat really hard and hopes to yank the ball out of the park, either. He’s a legitimately polished hitter—he’s struck out 85 times and drawn 50 walks this season—and has real opposite-field power:

Madison Bumgarner only dreams of doing this:

It’s one thing for American baseball fans to pour cold water on a player who is either a great hitter or a great pitcher in Japan—Meeewwww, what about Daisuke Matsuzaka and Kosuke Fukudome? Mewww—but what can anyone say about a guy who is basically the Clayton Kershaw and Anthony Rizzo of Japan at the same damn time? Who knows when or if the Nippon Ham Fighters will make Otani available to MLB clubs, but if they do you better hope your team breaks the bank to get him.