The New York Jets Would Like To Hear More About This Slapping Idea

Dashiell BennettDashiell Bennett|published: Mon 29th December, 16:45 2008

• Awwwwkward: It's really not helping your team when you earn a red card for slapping another player. Especially when the slapee is your own captain. [ Unprofessional Foul]

• Obvious: Why would Brett Favre come back next year? Oh, right. Because he's Brett Favre. [ East Coast Bias]


• Boo-fucking-hoo: Oh, wait ... are we supposed to feel sorry for Patriots fans? That's rich. [ Central Maine Sports Blog]

• Rides $.05, etc.: "Jets' Search Begins And Ends With Cowher"? No, it begins with Cowher and ends with a never ending string of mustache jokes. [ WCBS]

• I hear they are also abnormally tall: I don't know about you, but I am shocked to learn that NBA players are not great at organizing and running charities. [ My Hogtown]

• And his OBP: I sleep well at night knowing that there's a special place in hell reserved for Adam Dunn. [ Shyster Ball]

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