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The One Where Brandon Rush Gets A Lap Dance On A Dirty Couch

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.(NSFW)

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...


Brandon Rush's Fun-Filled Days Of RockChalk BootyHawkin'


Brandon Rush getting a lap dance from an ugly stripper in college. I can send it if you're interested.



This is a tip in the loosest sense of the word.

Skip Bayless' Unintentional Porn Cameo

This may be completely random, considering his name hasn't come up in quite some time, but it's still pretty amusing.

I know that if you look in the top right portion of the image, it looks like it may've been Photoshopped, but I assure you, it hasn't been. After all, I saw the original JPGs, since I'm the one who worked on them. The only reason it's blurry is because the folks in Indonesia, who used to do our Photoshop work for the web, were too lazy to actually mask that area off when they blurred and darkened the TV screen (probably so Skip wouldn't be so prominent). Instead of using the pen tool, they just lassoed and feathered the entire area to save time. We stopped using them. I can see why. (Sorry for all the Photoshop terminology, by the way.)

Just know that when people inevitably call it a fake, because of that blurry spot in the top right corner, they're 100% wrong. It's absolutely legit.

As always, enjoy.


There Is Something About Cecily That Brings Out The Pride Of Philadelphia

Considering Barry is a fellow Temple alum and AJ a highly respected(ish) product of Philly, I'm sure you're familiar with local weatherbabe Cecily Tynan. During the OMGSnowpocalypse, I was reminded how hot she is, and that Hurricane Schwartz is a creepy nerd. I did a post about it on my blog that's been getting decent feedback and figured you might get a kick out of it.


Duly Noted

The first time or maybe two it was mildly funny. Now the fixation with lines on a screen possibly looking like a dick and balls is tired and sad. Please end this. I complain because I care. Up the fuckin irons!


Also, Duly Noted

Decent telestrator dong


One Suburban San Antonio High School Should Really Brush-Up On Their Black History


First time long time here – not sure which email address is best to send this off to but below is an image sent out from friends elementary school in Suburban San Antonio that was posted during Black History Month and yes that is Tiger with the words Commitment above him.


Yeah, This Is Not Good


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