The One With People Drinking And The Return Of The Fanny Cough Yarn-Spinner

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday (except today, because we actually have off tomorrow for the 4th of July — more on that later.) until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

Urban's A Happy Drunk

"Urban getting his wine on"

Tyler Hansbrough Is Very Photogenic

This was taken just hours after he was drafted. thought you would enjoy. Wasted? or caugth off guard. you be the judge.

This was taken just hours after he was drafted. thought you would enjoy. Wasted? or caugth off guard. you be the judge.

Angry Joe Devanna Returns!

I'll Alert The Video Editor Immediately

Sir, If You Let Me Know Who You Are, I'd Gladly Take It Down

Please Tell Me You Remember This Guy

lubert if you readin this here is esactly what happens. we was playin horshoe for like hour and i musta throw it like a thousand time. EVER time i throw it never make it even close to that pole. some time it only go like half way there AT TEH MOST. so there was little boy there and he start laughin at me and pointin and say "(laughs) hey look, stups cant even reach that pole." so that make me real mad and probly very sad. so next time it is my turn i decide that i gonna throw it as hard as you can. so i close my eyes and put my arm all the wya back and (grunts) I throw my arm forward as hard as i ever can in my life. now here is where it is a problem, them horsoe is HEAVY. and teh weight of it just carry my arm real fast and miss teh part whyen you supposeda let go.

to be honets it didn't real help that my eyes was closed. anyways, finally i let it go and i open my eyes to see where that thing is gonna land. i was even even hopin for one one of them rigners. I was just hopin to get in even CLOSED to where that pole is. I feel like i waitin forever to see where that horshoe land. I dont see it all.

I still didn't know that it was from me, I thought maybe someone just chucks at her. Finally qwerts come over and say (real soft in teh ear) "hey stusa, you do this. you hang onto it too long at it fly over you head and hit tonky in back." I was devistating. i never, never, ever, NREVER would do that. it seem like just yesterday we was laughin about that video with that chimanzee.

and now i feel like we is never gonna laugh about that stuff agian. i am heartbroke and i am cryin most times. yesterday i cry even during gilligans and jimmy c come over and start doin he benji impressions just to cheer me up. i hope you will see this and you will knew that i dont mean it and i hope tonka is happy and healthy for teh rest of she life. (crying0

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p and s - lubert if you readin this i so sorry that i hit you gramma with teh horshoe. i hurtin so much inside