If you're like us, you're thoroughly depressed by the Kevin Garnett Adidas commercials running right now, specifically the "standup comedy" segment, which makes Garnett look like, as Free Darko puts it, "the loneliest man alive."
The happy wanderers at Free Darko have actually put together a list of similarly depressing thoughts that the Garnett commercial inspires in them, the best of which we share with you here.
that commercial is oj simpson by himself watching the 2006 rose bowl
that commercial is bo kimble's nba career
that commercial is sophomore year homework involving 501 spanish verbs
that commercial is bruce willis raising his kids
that commercial is al gore conceding
As for us? That commercial is Sean May, last April.